Contestants
A team of amoebas from Amoebiatica.
Travel log of Pseudopod 671-176
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2. Thorn, Trimerga
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3. Yojopolis, Yojopia
DISPATCH FROM AMEOBIATICA FIELD AGENTS TO THE AMOEBIATOR - TOP SECRET
Days 1 - 5:We have struggled for the past five days across a strange, white terrain of high hills, steep cliffs, and great white desert plateaus where nothing but small pebbles and white rocks that have been carved into tortured, twisted shapes by unknown hands or forces. We have almost run out of provisions, and it appears that our end might be near.
Day 6:
Today, we came to the end of the Great White Desert. It ends in a sheer cliff that appears several thousand kilometres high. We will try and find a way to get down.
The mainland of Balrog Cuttings appears to look rather different from what our spy satellite reported.
Day 7:
Today, we descended the Great White Cliffs of Døvær. On reaching the bottom, we discovered that we have spent the past seven days crossing the start line.
It would appear that there has been a slight miscalculation of size, and that, under the circumstances, 'pseudopod' may not have been the ideal mode of travel to pick. We request your advice on what to do next.
Pseudopod 671-176
INSTRUCTIONS TO AMEOBIATICA FIELD AGENTS FROM THE AMOEBIATOR - TOP SECRET
Beloved Pseudopods!
Despair not! We have planned for precisely such a contingency. Each of the other teams has been infiltrated by a secret team of Ameobiatica agents, who will now unleash their full power against the digestive systems of our opponents in the race. If all goes according to plan, they should be confined to their bathrooms for the next twelve days, which should give you more than enough time to catch up. A team of special forces will pick you up very shortly. Victory will be ours!
The Amoebiator.