A Little Song

I would torture all the victims,
indulge my sadistic whims,
if I only had the Ring.
I would be an evil tyrant,
make the world my fire hydrant,
if I only had the Ring.


I would wonder why
they all thought I was a nasty guy,
when I only wrought eternal night,
with my terrifying might.


I would take over the world,
win dates with all the girls,
if I only had the Ring.
I'd enslave every nation,
I would bring about damnation,
if I only had the Ring.

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