Horus' Commentary

The evil Men of Angmar (not the women, who were good and all looked like Michelle Pfeiffer) were the first ones to spread the calumny that Aragorn was a nancyboy. Au contraire! He was a fancy-booy. Galadriel could have testitied to that, but she held her mother’s tongue. (It was a matter of ancestral memory.) Aragorn also ate quiche. But one must try to understand. It was in its entirety a Numismatic plot. That was not the intention of the Wallars when they founded the island kingdom of Ruminour.