Library All Things TEUNC http://teunc.org/library 2020-04-21T23:39:55+00:00 TEUNC.org stefan@hammelstein.info Joomla! - Open Source Content Management Beneath Unwashed Robes 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 http://teunc.org/library/105-beneath-unwashed-robes Bqggz mail@sheepofstone.de <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_bur.jpg" alt="" /></div> <h4>A Prophet's Autobiography</h4> <p>By Noel Q. von Schneiffel</p> <p><strong>Availability</strong>: Can be borrowed (1309 copies available)</p> <p><b>Availability as e-book: </b>This book is available as on-screen ebook <a class="white" href="http://www.tolkientruth.info/about/about-my-autobiography" target="_blank" rel="alternate">here</a><a class="white" href="http://www.sheepofstone.de/novel/bur.pdf" target="_blank">.</a></p> <p> </p> <p><b>Readers' Reviews (4)</b> - Average: <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #ff6600;">***</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #aaaaaa;">**</span></p> <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_bur.jpg" alt="" /></div> <h4>A Prophet's Autobiography</h4> <p>By Noel Q. von Schneiffel</p> <p><strong>Availability</strong>: Can be borrowed (1309 copies available)</p> <p><b>Availability as e-book: </b>This book is available as on-screen ebook <a class="white" href="http://www.tolkientruth.info/about/about-my-autobiography" target="_blank" rel="alternate">here</a><a class="white" href="http://www.sheepofstone.de/novel/bur.pdf" target="_blank">.</a></p> <p> </p> <p><b>Readers' Reviews (4)</b> - Average: <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #ff6600;">***</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #aaaaaa;">**</span></p> The Bovine Legendarium 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 http://teunc.org/library/106-the-bovine-legendarium Bqggz mail@sheepofstone.de <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_bovi.jpg" alt="" /></div> <h4>A compendium of human knowledge about cows</h4> <p>By Dr. Wirt Legg (ed.)</p> <p><strong>Availability</strong>: Can be borrowed (2 copies available)</p> <p> </p> <p><b>Readers' Reviews (2)</b> - Average: <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #ff6600;">***</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #aaaaaa;">**</span></p> <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_bovi.jpg" alt="" /></div> <h4>A compendium of human knowledge about cows</h4> <p>By Dr. Wirt Legg (ed.)</p> <p><strong>Availability</strong>: Can be borrowed (2 copies available)</p> <p> </p> <p><b>Readers' Reviews (2)</b> - Average: <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #ff6600;">***</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #aaaaaa;">**</span></p> The Brockhouse 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 http://teunc.org/library/107-the-brockhouse Bqggz mail@sheepofstone.de <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_no.jpg" alt="" /></div> <h4>The Hobbit Encyclopaedia</h4> <p>By F. 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font-size: 1.8em; color: #ff6600;">*****</span></p> <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_bluh.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="150" /></div> <p>By Bluh Handkerchief</p> <p><strong>Availability</strong>: Can be borrowed (6 copies available)</p> <p> </p> <p><b>Readers' Reviews (1)</b> - Average: <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #ff6600;">*****</span></p> The Remakralbe Expliots of Tyope, our Muse 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 http://teunc.org/library/116-the-remakralbe-expliots-of-tyope-our-muse Bqggz mail@sheepofstone.de <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_no.jpg" alt="" /></div> <p>By Jihann Gutbenberg, Jr.</p> <p><strong>Availability</strong>: Can be borrowed (3 copies available)</p> <p> </p> <p><b>Readers' Reviews (0)</b> - Average: [No rating yet]</p> <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_no.jpg" alt="" /></div> <p>By Jihann Gutbenberg, Jr.</p> <p><strong>Availability</strong>: Can be borrowed (3 copies available)</p> <p> </p> <p><b>Readers' Reviews (0)</b> - Average: [No rating yet]</p> Sauron's Diary 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 http://teunc.org/library/117-sauron-s-diary Bqggz mail@sheepofstone.de <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_saur.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="150" /></div> <p>By Menelvagor the Enervator (ed.)</p> <p><strong>Availability</strong>: Can be borrowed (5 copies available)</p> <p> </p> <p><b>Readers' Reviews (1)</b> - Average: <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #ff6600;">*****</span></p> <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_saur.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="150" /></div> <p>By Menelvagor the Enervator (ed.)</p> <p><strong>Availability</strong>: Can be borrowed (5 copies available)</p> <p> </p> <p><b>Readers' Reviews (1)</b> - Average: <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #ff6600;">*****</span></p> The Schweingraf's Selection of Sherlock Holmes Stories 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 2015-10-23T00:48:37+00:00 http://teunc.org/library/118-the-schweingraf-s-selection-of-sherlock-holmes-stories Bqggz mail@sheepofstone.de <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_holm.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="150" /></div> <p>By Å. 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Tollmann</p> <p><strong>Availability</strong>: Can be borrowed (5 copies available)</p> <p><strong>Synopsis:</strong> This book is a collection of all the different theories about the legendary J.R.R. Tolkien. Who is he? Does he really exist? Did he create some of the inhabitants of Fredonia by writing them up? Or is he just some kind of fine cigar? Prof. Dr. A.S. (Angst Sexfiend) Tollmann is a leading psychoanalyst residing in Oxfat. Even though he himself is said to know Tolkien, Tollmann, in true scientific fashion, remains completely objective in his book, not taking any sides. Needless to say, his approach has been met with praise, but also, occasionally, scepticism.</p> <p><strong>Staff note:</strong> We are aware that this book has caused a sizeable commotion, and many of our visitors wish to leave comments and reviews. We urge everyone to stay civil in the debate.</p> <p> </p> <p><b>Readers' Reviews (21)</b> - Average: <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #ff6600;">**</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #aaaaaa;">***</span></p> <div style="float: right;"><img src="http://teunc.org/images/fredonia/cov_toll.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="150" /></div> <p>By A.S. Tollmann</p> <p><strong>Availability</strong>: Can be borrowed (5 copies available)</p> <p><strong>Synopsis:</strong> This book is a collection of all the different theories about the legendary J.R.R. Tolkien. Who is he? Does he really exist? Did he create some of the inhabitants of Fredonia by writing them up? Or is he just some kind of fine cigar? Prof. Dr. A.S. (Angst Sexfiend) Tollmann is a leading psychoanalyst residing in Oxfat. Even though he himself is said to know Tolkien, Tollmann, in true scientific fashion, remains completely objective in his book, not taking any sides. Needless to say, his approach has been met with praise, but also, occasionally, scepticism.</p> <p><strong>Staff note:</strong> We are aware that this book has caused a sizeable commotion, and many of our visitors wish to leave comments and reviews. We urge everyone to stay civil in the debate.</p> <p> </p> <p><b>Readers' Reviews (21)</b> - Average: <span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #ff6600;">**</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.8em; color: #aaaaaa;">***</span></p>