CHAPTR 1.LIEK IM TOADLLY QL
CHAPT3R 2.I ROXOR
THAY WENT N GOT CHAS3D BY BLAK RIDERZ.
"EEK THAYRE EVIL" SED EVRYWUN.
BUT VAMPADERRIEL HAD GAIN3D MUCH WIZDUM N STUFF FRUM LONG YEERZ LOL
WTF!11?!/
SO SH3 S3D "MAYBE NOWUN WUZ EVR NICE 2 HIM. HE DEZERVZ 2MORRO."
SO SH3 GAVE TH3 RID3R SUM BUBBL GUM N HE TURND GUD.
TH3Y M3T ARAGORN N ARWEN N BOTH F3L IN LUV WITH VAMPADERRI3L CUZ SHE
WUZ BUTIFUL N HAD ELF HEAR N PALE VAMP SKIN N DR3SSED QL N HAD A GR3T
VOIS N AL TH KIDZ ENVI3D HER.
"I LUV U" S3D ARW3N. "DUZ THAT MAK3 ME A L3ZBIN"
"WTF LOL OMG!!/1?1?1?11/1!?" S3D VAMPADERRI3L.
"U WACH TH3S3 GUYZ "S3D VAMPDERI3L 2 NINTENDO N BLAK RIDR" I HAV A
MISSHUN."
N SH3 RSCU3D GANDALF FRUM SARUMAN SO THAY DIDNT NEED TH3
MOTH BUT THOT IT QT SO THAY ADOPT3D IT LOL N CALLD IT MOTHY YKNOW?/??
A MONSTR CALD BOMBADIL ATTACKED N SANG REEL BADLY BUT NINTENDO KILT
IT.
CHAPT3R 3.IM GRAET (4 A SOSHUL CONSTUCT)