CHAPT3R 2.I ROXOR
CHAPT3R 3.IM GRAET (4 A SOSHUL CONSTUCT)
"WE CANT L3T TH3 BLAX RIDER IN" S3D THE ELVZ AT RIVNDEL.
"ITZ TIME 4 ELVZ 2 STOP BEIN PREJUDIST HES QL" S3D VD (VAMPADERRIELS 2
LONG LOL)
THAY MET 3LROND N HE LOOKT NASTY AT ARAGRON N S3D, "MORTLS SUX."
"DONT BE M33N" SED VD. "HE'S GONNA BILD 2MORRO."
"I LUV U" SED ARAGORN.
"SHE'S MIN3" SED FRODO.
"NO MINE" S3D SAM.
"NO MINE" S3D GANDALF.
"NO MINE OMG!!?!/" SED ARWEN.
"NO MIN3" S3D BLAK RIDER.
"NO MINE" SED NINT3NDO.
"NO MINE LOL WTF!!/1/1" S3D MOTHY.
"NO MIN3" S3D THE ELVZ ESPESHLLY FIGGY (XOXOXO).
FRUM HER?///?? LONG WIZDUMB N TH3 TECHINGZ UV ISIS SHE KNU THIS QWARRL
WUZ STOOPID SO SHE TOLD THEM SHAR3. BUT NOT AL AT ONCE CUZ THATS
SQUICK.
3LROND WTF LOL OMG!1!/11/1?!!? NOTICED H3R N SED "U R NOT WARIN A DR3S
THATZ BAD."
"DONT OBJ3CITFY ME OLD MAN" S3D VAMPADERRI3L. "YUR PARADIGM IZ LIEK
TODALLY OBOSLET3 WTF. IM SUFF3RING LOTTA OMG!!1111! ANGST CUZ PEEPL
ALWAYZ TRY 2 MAK3 M3 WAR3 A DRES N ITZ SEXUAL ABUSE??//? LOL N I WUZ
BANN3D BY TH3 3LVES 4 WARING BLAK N LISTNING 2 BRITNY SP33RS N CUZ
THAY ENVI3D MY STRNAG3 POWERS OF RAZING WTF?!?!!?1/1 TH3 DED N BEIN
TODALLY QL N BY VAMPIERZ CUZ I WALKT AMUNG THA LIVING N HAD WAY QL ELF
HAR3 N WUZ MO3R POWERFULLER THEN THA VALARS OR EVN PJ N THAY W3R
JELLIS SO PROS3QUTED HR JUST LIEK THAY P3RSECUED GALILEO DARWIN N
EMINEM, BUT I KNU TH3RE WUD BE 2MORRO SO I TRIUMFT SO I WIL L3AD THA
QUEST."
"IM IN CHARG3 H3RE N WIL DESIDE" SED 3LROND.
"LET HER LEED" S3LL GANDALF "SH3S BRINGING US A BETTR 2MORRO."
3LROND BOWED HIS H3D AT THIS WISDUM [and retched -- The Count].
"OK WTF NOW EVRWUN LISTN UP" SED DERRIDINA "FURST W3 GO 2 MORIA TH3N
LORI3N SO I CAN GET IT ON WITH HALDER TH3N W3 BE3T SARUMAN WHOZ EVEL
YKNOW WTF LOL OMG!!!?!?!?1/ N TH3N W3 GO 2 MORDOR N BE3T SAURON N
ARAGORN IZ KING."
"GONDHOR HAS NO KING GONDHOR N33DS NO KING WTF" S3D BOROMIR HOO WUZ
KIND UV A JERK.
"U OW HIM YUR ALL3GIANCE 4 A B33TR 2MORRO" S3D DERRDINA (THATZ A REELY
ORIGINAL THING I JUST S3D).
BOROMIR RECUGNIZD MY I M3AN HER WIZDUM N STUF WTF LOL
OMG!!!11111!1!!!!!1111!11111111 N SED 'I USETA HAET U BUT NOW I LUV U.
"OK U CCAN HAV A TERN AFTR FIGGY N ORLI" S3D VAMPIDRRI3L. N EVRYWUN
WUNDERD AT HER GRAET WISDUM.
SO SH3 LED THA CUMPANY N PUT EVRYWUN THRU 12 STEP PROGRAMZ SO THAY
L3RND THAER INNR SELVZ N STUF WTF?////?/
N SHE SED "GIMLI DONT BRAEK TH3 RING" N GIMLI S3D "HUH?"
CHAPTER 4.I LIEK ROOL N STUF