CHAPT3R 3.IM GRAET (4 A SOSHUL CONSTUCT)
CHAPTER 4.I LIEK ROOL N STUF
"RMEMBER" S3D D3RRIDINA AS THAY SET OUT "IT IZ IN YER SELVZ THAT U
WIL FIND 2MORRO." THYA WER AL MOVED 2 T33RZ BY THIS WIZDUM N GANDALF
S3D "THAT IZ TR00! I NEV3R THOGUHT ABOUT IT B4 BUT ITZ TR00 LOL!"
THAY CAME 2 THAT MOUNTAIN WHOZE NAME I FERG3T N VA..WEL HER NAME WUZ 2
LONG N IM 2 LAZY 2 LO0K IT UPO SO IM JUST GONNA SAY DERRIDINA S3D
"THAR3Z NO POINT IN GOING UP THIS M0UNTAIN THING CUZ SARUMAN SPELD IT
SO W3 COULDNT. I M33N WE *CUD* CUZ IM POWERFUL N STUF CUZ IM OLDER
TH3N MIDDLE-3ARTH BUT GOT R3INCARNASHUNED AS A GIRL FRUM THA 21ST
CENCHERY HOO THOUGHT SH3 WUZ ORDINERY N THAT GAVE ME ANGST WTF N
STUF."
"SARUMAN WANTZ 2 ST33L ALL THAT BUBLL3-GUM SO THARE'L BE NO 2MORRO"
ADD3D NINTENDO THA MAGIC UNICORN HOO KNU ALMOST EVRYTHING.
"THATZ BAD" S3D 3VRYWUN N THAY ALL LIT TH3Y'RE PIPE'S BUT D3RRIDINA
SHOWED TH3M THAT WUZ BAD N WUZ DOO 2 THA HEGEMONEY UV THE CIGAR3TT3
INDESTRY N STUF. BOROMIR PIKT UP THA RING BUT D3RRIDINA LOOKT AT HIM
WITH HER D33P BUTIFUL 3Y3S UV TR00TH SO HE TERND GOOD N GAV IT OMG 2
FR0D0.
THAY W3NT IN2 MORIA N SAW LOTZ UV D3D DWARFS BUT D33RIDINA BROT THEM
BAX 2 LIEF N GAVE THA CAVE TROL PROPER GUIDENSE SO IT TERND GUD N
NINTENDO DID A MAGIC SO THA ORCS TERND IN2 ELVSZ WITH QL HAR3.
THEN THAY MET THA BALROG. "FLY YOO FEWLZ" SED GANDALF. "NO U R 2 OLD"
S3D D3RRIDINA "I AM POWERFUL SO SHUD DO THIS." "AM NOT" S3D GANDALF N
DI3D.
D3RRIDINA COOD HAV BROT HIM BAK 2 LIEF BUT WANTED 2 TEST THAY'RE
FA'ITH SO DIDNT YET BUT CHALENGED THA BALROG. THA BLAROG KILT THA SUN
N MADE IT EVER LASTING NITE N STUF OMG!11 BUT D3RRIDINA BROT IT BAK.
THEN THA BALROG TOOK OUT HIZ PHIERWIP BUT D3RRDINA TERND IT IN2 A
FLOW3R N MADE HIM BR3AKDANCE N STUF.
"U R MO'RE POWEFULLER TH3N ME" S3D THA BALROG "U WIN."
"Y WER U BAD?" S3D D3RRIDINA LOOKING AT THA ROG WITH DEEP BL00 3Y3S UV
TROOTH N STUF.
"I WUZ ABUZED AZ A CHILD" S3D THA BLAORG "THYA WUDNT L3T ME LISSEN 2
HIPHHOP N R33D PLAYBOY N THA KIDZ TEZED M3 CUZ I DONT LIEK SPORTS N
LIK3D FLOW3RZ."
"OH SO U 2 WER PROSACUTED PHOR BEIN DIFRINT" S3D D3RIDINA "U POOR
THING" SHE PHELT A D33P INN3R KINSHIP WITH THA ROG N KIST HIM. A LITE
SHOWNED FRUM HER WTF.
"I LUV U" S3D THA BLAROG "I LUV U 4 EVR."
"I LUV U 2 BALROG" S3D D3RRIDINA "I LUV U MORE TH3N PHIGGY, OUR SOULS
WER D3STINIED 2 BE TOGETHER FRUM BEFOR MIDLE-3RTH OMG LOL
WTF!!?1/!?!?!/1/11/!?"
N THAY HUGGED N KIST N DID PASHUNUAT STUF N THA SEX WUZ SO GUD IT WUZ
BETTER TH3N 3LFS3X.
TH3N THAY WENT BAK 2 THE OTHERZ N D33RIDINA BROT GANDALF BAK 2 LIEF N
THA BALROG S3D HE WUZ SORRY N GAV3 3VRYWUN CHOKLIT BARZ N EVRYWUN WUZ
FRENDZ.
CHAPTER 5.LIEK WHOAH!