CHAPTER 4.I LIEK ROOL N STUF
CHAPTER 5.LIEK WHOAH!
THAY LIEK WENT TO LORIN N MET HALDER THERE N HALDER RAD TODALLY QL ELF
HAR3 N HAD SX WITH NINTENDO OO YEAH. DERRIDINA WAS TROO 2 THE ROG
THOUGH CUZ ROGSEX IZ HOTTER TH3N 3LFS3X WITH INCREDABLE RoGASMS YEAH!
WTF
THAY MET S3LEBORN N SEL3BORN WAS A RASIST JERK. "DWARVES SUX, CUZ
THAY DONT HAV QL 3LF HAR3 N THAY LIEK R PRESTRUCTURALIST N EAT CRAP."
"U R A RASIST JERK" S3D D3RRIDINA. "LOOK DEEP IN2 UR SOUL SEE THA
PERSUNNAL PROBLEMS THAT MAD3 U RASIST N DO A 12-STEP PROGRASM."
SO S3L3B0RN LOOKT DEEP IN2 HIZ S0LE N S3D "I LUV U."
"U R KINDA HOT" S3D D3RRIDINA.
"GRRR" S3D THA ROG.
"DONT BE JELUS, JELUSSY IS SMALMINDED N P3TTY N STUFF WTF OMG
LOL!11111! N NO SOL3 SHUD SEE SUCH CRAP." THA ROG BOW3D HIS HAED.
THEN GALADI3L TURNED UP N W3NT OV3R3XPOS3D N LOOKT IN2 EVERYWUNZ SOLZ
EXSEPT D3RRIDINA'S CUZ SHE WUZ 2 P0W3RFUL 4 ANYWUN 2 LOOK IN2 THA
DEPTHS UV HER B3ING, BUT SH3 CUD LOOK IN2 THA DEPTHS UV ANYWUNZ B3ING
OMG WTF!11/1/1!?!?!!?1/1?1/
"U R MY D0TTER" S3D GALADRI3L "ONLY MY DAUGHTT3R CUD B3 THIS
POW3RFUL. N SAURON'S VAMPIER BASTARD SON IZ UR FATH3R. N GANDALF IZ
UR UNCL3 BUT DONT L3T HIM TAKE U 2 THA DARK SID3 N S3ARCH UR FE3LINGZ
(O0 I GOT QL REFERRANSEZ)."
"GANDALF?" S3D D3RRIDINA "LIEK EEEW THAT SQUIKS EVEN M3 OUT."
"PROPHESI3S SAY U WIL ROOL MIDDL3-3ARTH N BRING P3ACE N JOY 4 A BETTER
2MORRO" S3D GALADRI3L.
"YEAH N OTHER G0OD STUFF 2 LIE FR33 BUBBL3 GUM 4 ALL" S3D D3RRIDINA.
"I B33NB IN SO MANY PROPHESI3S I LIEK LOSED COUNT."
"THATS A BETTER 2MORRO" CRI3D THE ELVZ WITH JOY. TH3N D3RRIDINA CUR3D
TH3M UV BEING SLASHY.
CHAPTER 6.SH*T HAPPENS