CHAPTER 6.SH*T HAPPENS
CHAPT3R 7.IM AWSUMM
WILE VAMPI3L WUZ HAVIN PASHUNAT3 S3X WITH THA ROG OMG, FR0D0 N SAM MET
GOLLUM HOO WUZ SAD CUZ THA UTH3R HOBBITS HAD DRIV3N HIM OUT 4 BEING
UGLY N HAVING LIEK TODALLY NO FASHUN S3NS3 *AT ALL* N 4 LIEK HAVING A
TODALLY SOO NOT QL WAY UV TALKING. SAM WUZ M33N 2 HIM N FR0D0 G0T
TIKT 0FF N WUZ M33N 2 SAM. VAMPI3L L3FT HER SUMPSHUS BED WITH THA HOT
GRUNTING BALROG LOL N S3D "U GUYS HAV GOTTA STOP B3IN SO BITHCY" N SHE
CUR3D GOLLUM N GAVE HIM A FASHUN S3NSE SO H3 WUZ TOADLLY WITH IT N QL
N WOR3 QL DARK GLASS3S N SAID YO ALL TH3 TIEM. "YO SM33GLE IZ FR33"
S3D G0LLUM. "IM GUNNA L33D U HOM3YZ THRU THA D3D MARSH3S N STUF."
"NAH THAY SUX0R" S3D VAMPI3L. "W3'L FLY OV3R THEM." SO SH3 SPRINKLED
PIXI3 DUST ON TH3M N THAY ALL THOUGHT HAPPY THOTZ ABOUT W3RLD PEECE
WTF LOL OMG!11111 N FLU.
THAY M3T FARAMIR & H3 WUZ LI3K A TODAL J3RK SO THA BALROG BERNT HIM.
"U SHUDNT HAEV DUN THAT" S3D VAMPI3L 'PPL HOO LIEK DIE D3S3RV 2 LIFE
N STUF N U SHUD HELP THEM TERN G00D INSTED CUZ THAT WAY THAY CAN L00K
IN2 THEY SELVZ N MA3K THA WERLD A B3TT3R 2MORRO WTF!?!??!?!!?1/1/1"
"SORRY" S3D THA ROG. "NO PROB" S3D VAMPI3L N BROT FARAMIR BAX 2 LIEF.
"YO! YO POWERZ R *PHAT*, HO!" S3D GOLLUM.
THYA W3NT 2 ASKILLIAPH N THA WITHCKING CA3MN FR0D0 DIDNT 0FF3R THA
RING CUZ VAMPI3L S3D THAT WUD B3 TODALLY 1AM3, D00D. N THA G00D BLAK
RID3R S3D "L33VE THES3 P3PL ALONE, IM WERKING WITHTH3M 4 A B3TTER
2MORRO."
"U R A 1AM3R" S3D WITCHKING. BUT VAMPI3L SCAERT HIM AWAYBY MAKING HIM R33D USEN3T POSTS.
"TODALLY LIEK WOW" S3D SPEEGLE. TH3N THAY W3NT SH0PPING.
CHAPTER 8.I LIEK SA3V THA WERLD N STUF