Here we present the fruits of our scholarship to the world, in the hopes of furthering dialogue until persuasion is no longer neeeded and we can rely on absolute control. But keep that under your mortarboard.
FLOP: FATS LEARNED ORGANIZATION PRESS
FATS Learned Organization Press (FLOP) is the Fredonian Academy of TOLKIEN Studies' flagship publishing company, whereby we distribute our findings to the World (and, to the extent possible, the multiverse). The FLOP building was landed at the spot where TOLKIEN's pipe ash fell from on high, and forthwith wads of tollers gre out of the ash, foreshadowing the glorious time when our publications would earn us globs of money.
We are working to bring some of our publications online. There may be slight delays in that the dwarf responsible for digitizing our stuff went on strike because he claims "no one reads this rubbish anyway."