Pseudobank offers high-interest loans to students.
In addition, those whom Morambar deems worthy may receive scholarships:
SOS (Secretarial Orgasmic Scholarship) is a foul rumour invented by FATS' enemies, in order to besmirch the reputation of the Student Secretary.
(All students MUST pay tuition fees until the War of Wrath. If learning is a life-long process, so should paying for it be.)