Udunvagor Rules: An Objective Appraisal of Morambar's Contributions to Tolkien Studies
O thou, who CT's(*) falsehoods dis'st,
That 'neath repeated lying posts
Conceal deceitful terrorists,
And triumph'st o'er the FAQQing hosts;
Nor doth avail canonicity
Against thy humorless retort,
And vainly Chris' duplicity
Resists thy wrath for trolling sport:
Thee, great MORAMBAR, do we praise,
in joyous flames our voices raise!
(*) Christopher "Tolkien"