Chapter 2. If kids mess with game theory they get screwed it's s000000000000 adults only dudes LOL
So like Braun was big into climbing stuff probably 'cause he wanted to rise in the hierarchy or something and he hangs out with birds and animals and stuf and they're cute in modern western aesthetics and they sing and this machine s00000000000 can't do interspecies comprehension WTF this is a important plot point later not the machine LOL actually it is because it means the machine isn't warg don't worry what that means the narrative pragmatics will do that later ROFL.
Cat's like MAT3RNAL INSTINCTS GIV3 EV0LUTI0NY ADVANTAG3S S0 QUIT CLIMBIN.
But Ron is LIK SOKOL PROVES SCIENCE IS JUST ANOTHER NARRATIVE YOU KNOW.
YOU ARE 2 YOUNG TO DECONSTRUCT STUFF DUDE says Cat.
And Bran is like YOUR JUST REINF0RCIN PATT3RNZ OF DOMINENCE AND DAD SAID I COULD POWER STRUCTURES SAY HE TRUMPS YOU IN HIERARCHY.
SOCI0LOGY WONT H3LP U IF U FALL N GIT KILT D00D N PATRIARCHY WON'T EITHER said Catwoman.
But Brands like WHATEVER so he goes on climbin and sees Jamie and Cersei doing incensed stuff which is taboo except if you are Targaryen and he's like LIK WHOAH and Cersei is like WHOA SOMEONE'S WATCHING OUR PERVERSE NON SOCIALLY APPROVED STUFF THIS COULD TOTALLY SCREW UP THE AESTHLETICS WE DO TO MAKE STUF LOOK LEGIT AND S0000000 GET US DEAD WHICH WOULD MAJORLY SCREW UP OUR GAME THEORY DUDE.
Jamie is like HOW OLD ARE YOU KID.
I'M SEVEN OR MAYBE NINE THE STUF THE SHOW AND BOOK DO TO CONSTRUCTING REALITY THROUGH NARRATIVE CONFUSES ME.
Jamie is like INFANTICIDE IS SUCKY BUT NON NORMATIEV EROS PLUS GAME THEORY SAYS I GOTTA so he pushes Brown out the window and Browns lik WHOA.
Later he recovered but couldn't walk so he is disabled but Tyrion the names Valerian for theory dude says YOU CAN DO TECHNOLOGY TO DO ACCOMMODATION IF YOU MAKE A BASKET AND PUT HIM IN IT AND ONE OF SPEECH RECOGNITIONS SUGGESTIONS WHEN I TRIED TO GET IT TO SAY A BASKET WAS UP HER SKIRT THAT CALLS TRADITIONAL MORALITY INTO QUESTION DUDES. And everyone's like COOL.
Then Ned an Area and Sansa go to Kings Landing with Robot and Cersei and Joffrey. And Sansaz liek THA AESTH3TIC STUFF PATTARNS 0F DOMINENC3 D0 T0DALLY R00LZ only she does it with W instead of R and L but I don't feel like changing it. LIK YOU DO GENDER AND CLASS ROLE REAL GOOD SANSA says Cersei And Sansa is like THANKS GRACE GIRL.
Then Sansa and dire wolf turns up and Cersei and the court are like WHOA but Sansa says HER NAME'S LADY TO TROPE SHE DOES UPPER CLASS GENDER STUF SHE CROOKS HER LITTLE FINGER WHEN SHE DRINKS TEA and the wolf showed them only of course it wasn't a finger cuz don't be human centric and their like WOW.
But Sansa does mission civilisatrice subtle social control and anyways she's doing the social control stuf to Aria so she's like ARIA WE GOTTA HANG OUT WITH THE POWER STRUCTURE PEOPLE.
But Aria is like SUCH CLASS SYSTEM MANY LAME so she runs off with her dire wolf named Maria and plays knights with the butcher's boy to undermine chivalric lik conventions while Sansa does feudal courtship stuf with the Joffrey who's lik I'M MACHO AND GONNA KILL LOTS OF PEOPLE and Sansaz lik SWOON DREAMY. Granular convection is totally a phenomenon where lik granular material subjected to shaking or vibration will exhibit circulation patterns similar to types of fluid convection.[1] and STUF. The phenomenon is sometimes KN0Wn as the muesli effect since it is like s0000 seen in packets of breakfast cereal containing particles of different sizes but similar density, such as muesli mix. I bet you thought that's literary theory ROFLMAO.
Then they find Area and the butcher boy fighting with sticks and saying ON GARDE and other Knight talk which Area heard her brothers do and anyway Jon teach her it and JOFFR he's like YO BUTCHER BOY DUDE CLASS SYSTEM SAYS YOU'RE NOT A NIGHT AND IM 'CAUSE I'M A PRINCE SO I GOT POWER AND YOU DON'T AND YOU FIGHT WITH A STICK THAT DIDN'T COST ANYTHING AND ECONOMICS SAYS YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR AND MY SWORD COST 10,000 COOL DRAGONS SO IT'S A STATUS SYMBOL AND I GOT PROPER NIGHT TRAINING AND YOU DIDN'T 'CAUSE I GOT MY OWN EDUCATION SYSTEM AND YOU'RE TOO POOR THIS WON'T HURT MUCH and then he sticks butcher boy with the sword.
Butcher boy is like OUCH SPEECH RECOGNITION THOUGHT I WAS SPELLING WCH MAYBE BUTCHER BOY IS WELSH LOL and Arias lake SO JERK and sick Maria on him I mean Joffrey and the werewolf bites him but just a bit cuz it was highly trained and biting people is a art in dire wolf culture but Joffe is like ZOMG I'M GONNA DIE ZOMG I'M GONNA DIE ZOMG I'M GONNA DIE ZOMG I'M GONNA DIE ZOMG I'M GONNA DIE ZOMG I'M GONNA DIE ZOMG I'M GONNA DIE ZOMG I'M GONNA DIE ZOMG I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
SUCH SHE DIDN'T HURT YOU MUCH MANY ROFLMAO says Area and ran off after Nomura the werewolf but despite being trained in biting Namearea is s000000 not into discipline she's like THE HUMAN ANIMAL HIERARCHY IS LIKE S0000000000 MAJORLY LIK LAME DUDES.
OH MY POOR JOFF I'M SO SOWWY DID THE BIG BAD WOOF HURT YOU WHEN THEY DID THAT MEAN SOCIAL HIERARCHY ROLE REVERSAL STUF TO YOU? said Sansa
But Joff is DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DIRTY SOCIAL INFERIOR GIRLZ HAVE COOTIES AND PLUS YOU GOT STARK GERMS YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT BUT CULTURAL HIERARCHY SAYS U SUX CUZ YOU WORSHIP TREES THAT MEANS YOU'RE DUMBER THAN PLANTS MAY BE YOUR BACTERIA LOL AND YOU SLEEP WITH WOLF AND I'M GONNA BE INTERTEXTUAL AND SAY THE STALKS ARE JUST A THATCHED BARN WHERE BRIGANDS DRINK OF THE REEK THAT FORESHADOWS STUF CUZ REEK DOES THINGS LATER AND THEIR BRATS ROLL WITH THE DOGS WOW SPEECH RECOGNITION TOTALLY KNEW TOLKIEN TILL I INTERJECTED SO U SUX and Sansa is like BOOHOO.
So Jof runs crying to Cersei and she does spousal influence nagging to Robot so calls them to court only it's really a tent and then Ned came in and he's like HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TALK TO ME FIRST YOUR GRACE DUDE THIS IS S00000000 NOT OBSERVING THE HIERARCHICAL CHAIN DUDE.
YOU SNARKS SUX YOU ARE SO FULL OF YOUR SELVES is like Cersei.
Rob3rt says SHUT UP WOMAN IM CALLIN U WOMAN 2 TROP3 GIRLZ R DUMB.
WHATEVER SO CALLED KING DUDE YOUR RES S000000 DOESN'T SQUARE WITH YOUR VERBA AND ANYWAYS STORK YOUR DAUGHTER IF SHE IS YOUR DAUGHTER SHE LOOKS LIKE A BAD DIGESTIVE ACCIDENT BUT EVIDENTLY THAT'S WHAT POWER STRUCTURE GIRLZ LOOK LIKE IN THE NORTH I KNOW YOU'RE CULTURALLY SUBALTERN BUT SHEESH says Cersei ANYWAYS SHE ATTACKED MY SON HER AND BUTCHER BOY AND WEREWOLF.
I SAID SHUT UP YOU DUMB LANNISTER SPEECH RECOGNITION I MEAN BROAD YOU S0000000000 DON'T GET VASSALS RELATIONS THE NORTH IS BIG YOU KNOW OR CAN'T YOUR FEMALE MIND DO SPATIAL STUF WHEN YOU LOOK AT A MAP WTF said Robert. AND ANYWAYS NED'S THE HAND THAT'S PREMIER SO HE OUT-HIERARCHIES YOU JOFF WHAT HAPPENED.
And Joff is like YEAH AREA AND BUTCHER BOY BEAT ME UP BLACK AND BLUE THEN THEY TIED ME UP LASHED ME AND MASSACRED ME AND THREW MY SWORD IN THE RIVER THIS IS TREASON SO THEY SHOULD BE EXECUTED BECAUSE THEY SCREWED UP MY ROYAL AESTHETICS AND THE WEREWOLF ATE MY SOLE SO THEY SYMBOLICALLY MURDERED ME.
Arya says U R S000000000 A UNRELIABL3 NARRATER D00D. Then she told what really happened by really I mean what the narrater says happened cuz reality is like totally constructed dudes.
But Jof was DID NOT CUZ SOCIAL CONSTRUCTION OF REALITY SAYS MY TRUTH TRUMPS YOURS CUZ HIERARCHY AND THEN THEY FEASTED ON MY FLESH CUZ NORTHIES R CANNIBALS.
Then Renee whose King Rabbit's brother who wore lavender and did interior decoration for a hobby not to be stereotypical says OO SO THE TEENAGED PRINCE OF REALM WHO GETS SPECIAL POWER STRUCTURE MILITARY EDUCATION AND IS S00000000 ALL ABOUT BEING BUTCH HE'S LIKE "LOOK AT ME MY AESTHETICS IS SERIOUSLY MACHO" GOT BEAT BY A COUPLE OF RUNTS WITH STICKS LOL THAT'S SO LAME THE GOOD NEWS IS JOF CAN GET A NEW SWORD THE OLD ONE'S COLOUR SCHEME MAJORLY SUX ROFL.
So any ways the narratives s0000000 were like a plurality of truths and the northerners backed Aria and the Lannisters backed Joffrey cuz they wanted to so like Lacan says desire maed them do it so they were dupes of discourse. LOL.
WE GOT A TIEBREAKER CUZ SANSA IS A WITNESS SHE CAN TOTALLY RESTORE LIK NARRATIVE COHERENCE DUDES said Ned. SANSA WHAT HAPPENED.
But Sansa is like SOWWY BUT ANTI-FOUNDATIONALISM WIKE SAYS THERE IS NO FOUNDATION OR PRINCIPLE OF KNOWLEDGE AND STUF SO I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
Aria is like SUCH ROTTEN!!!!!!!! SO USING ANTI-FOUNDATIONALISM TO SHORE UP OFFICIAL NARRATIVES!!!!! MANY LAME WOW!!!!!!!!!!! And she grabs her rugby ball and throw it at Sansa and mess up her dresses aesthetic.
Cessy says THAT GIRL IZ A WILD W0LF CHILD HER ALT3RITY MEANS SH3 SUX N U R S00000000 SOFT ON CRIEM D00D THIS IS LESE MAJESTY IT'S TOTALLY CAPITAL OFFENCE.
YOU DUMB FEMALE YOU ARE ALMOST AS DUMB AS SPEECH RECOGNITION WHICH DOESN'T KNOW THE WORD DUMB YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET A GRIP said Rabbit. SHE'S TOTALLY UNDER AGE IN OUR CULTURE WE DON'T DO INFANTICIDE NED CAN JUST DO PATRIARCHAL CORRECTION TO HER SO SORRY CRAZY LADY BUT NO KILLING TODAY.
WE GOTTA AT LEAST KILL THE WEREWOLF TO DO DETERRENCE says Cessy.
VERY ESCAPE SUCH MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID ROFL is like Area.
THAT'S BS THEIRS A WOLF RIGHT IN THIS TENT AND ITS WEARING A DRESS AND HAS A POMPADOUR AND IS DRINKING TEA THAT S000000000 VIOLATES SPECIES NORMS SO IT GOTTA GO said Cersei.
OKAY said Robert.
NO LADY WOULDN'T DO THAT CUZ PREDICTIVE PSYCHOLOGY SAYS SO SHE'S TOTALLY SOCIALISED says Sansa. And Ned is like THIS IS SERIOUSLY LAME.
SHUT UP NED I'M SICK OF THIS I JUST SPENT 20 MINUTES RULING says Robot. THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING KING IS I'M A POWER STRUCTURE SO I CAN DO WHAT I WANT I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS I WANNA GET DRUNK. So Cessy won that game theory cuz in Game B, we like s0000000 first determine if our capital is a multiple of some integer . If it is, we toss a biased coin, Coin 2, with probability of winning and Cersei's coin was like totally biased dudes. The role of modulo s000000000 provides the periodicity as in the ratchet teeth. Cuz her game theory seriously sucked.
So they killed Lady and Sansa did displacement cuz she didn't want to blame Joff and Cersei because Joff had aesthetic and he and Cessy are power structures so Sansa wants to identify with them so she constructs a narrative where it's all Areas fault.