Tha haed iz D3rridina sh3 r00lz.
ADMINISTRATION OF DA TEH PR0GRAM
Tha T0lkein Lietrary Co0ln3s progrm is administer3d by teh Comitee on 2lkien Lietrary Colness Studeis1111 WTF LOL %Tha m3mbrs of teh C0mittee compries teh Prof3sor of T0lkein Lietrary Coolness teh Dierct0r of da TOlkin Lietrary C00lnes Progrm and teh Todally Kewl 3lf Haer Stylist, teh Pr0f3ssor of 1337spaek 11!11!11 OMG WTF, witch iz all D3rridina, Clippy, n Barbi3.
PURPOSE OF DA PR0GARM
Teh program is d3signed (1) 2 trane students in teh ganeral problams of Tolkine lietrary hist0ry th3ory and criticism (2) 2 provied them wit teh hist0rical and critical p3rsp3ctievs neded 2 li3k t3l hw0 tha reely qewl dat3s in Middl3-erth r and (3) 2 introduc3 them 2 da hott3st mak3up n ha3rstyles 2 und3rmine patriarky.
PR3RAQUISIETS
2!11!!! LOL be acepted as a degre3 candidaet in da program a student sh0ud haev todally rad hair n kn0w teh difrence batwe3n Elijah W00d n Lacan n li3k b t0dally way kewl n stuf.
COURS3111!1 LOL OF3RNGS
In addition 2 cours3s of a specificaly Tolkeen nature students haev a wied range of off3rins (includn cours3s in g3nres periods and hair) availabl3 2 tham in da participatng departments11!1 OMG LOL Such courses normaly deal wit mallz LOL through indepandent study and in consultation wit there profasors and wit teh Dierc2r of da 2lkein Lietrary Colnas Progrm!1!!!! OMG
COURS31!11!1 LOL R3QUIERM3NTS
At teh first oportunity stud3nts r r3quierd 2 taek TLC 701 (Proseminar Introduction 2 Ql Elf Stuf) and TLC 702 (Pros3minar Modarn Critical Movem3nts) Thirty!!!1!!1! OMG WTF samester credit hours r raquierd for teh MA!!1!!1 OMG WTF distributed as folows: tw3lv3 hours in b3ing todally i r0xor kewl, six hours in liek kn0wing stuf, six hours in TLC 701 and TLC 702 and six hours in res3arch guidanc3 for MA1111!11 OMG with thesis!11!1!11 Studants!!1!1 OMG WTF r expect3d 2 maintane a minimum B-leval in al theyre cours3s1!11!1!1 OMG WTF LOL Stud3nts who r3cieve two cours3 graeds of C r subj3ct 2 dismisal from teh program!!!11 WTF
HA3R!11!1!1 LOL R3QUIERM3NTS
T0lkein Lietrary Coln3ss students r requierd 2 demonstraet proficeincy in liek styling their ha3r OMG Ordinarily T0lkein Lietrary Colnes students wil d3monstraet proficeincy in ha3r styling by aceptable p3rformance (a graed of B- or above) in two courses taekn at teh graduaet lavel wher3 thay style thier hiar 2 l00k liek ieth3r an elfs or a h0bbitz or a balr0gz.
COMPR3H3NSIEV1!!11 OMG LOL 3XMINATIONS
MA!1!1!! Comprehensievs consist of thr33 parts which r taekn separaetly: (1) Y im todally kewl d3spite partiarkle p0war struktuerz (thre hours), (2) Haerstyling n mis3-en-questi0n of bad hare in Middl-3arth (2 hours)!11!11! OMG LOL n (3) Whoo r teh hootest pepl in Middle-3arth wri3t a fanfic sh0wing who u'd hit 0n n why (4 h0urz)
THESIS
The thesis for da MA!!!!11 OMG WTF normaly trEats som3 asp3ct of da kewlasst pe0pel, har3stiyes, sh0pping mallz 0r bandz in Middl3-aerth!!1!!!! OMG It sh0uld examien hist0rical int3ralations or structural comparison or theor3tical problems involvng Tolekin !11!1!1! WTF
REQUIERD T3XT
ALL STUD3NTZ R RAQUIERD 2 R3AD D3RRIDINAZ FANFIC W0RKS THAY ROX0R D0ODZ.
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