...the women's magazine for Hell!


La Orcette is Hell's magazine for the modern orc lady. Every week on Hoday it brings you tips for health, cuisine and fashion, shocking and moving true stories, celebrity interviews and of course the newest gossip about everyone who is rich, famous or just interesting.

Available in all depots and kiosks of Hell County, or comfortably delivered to your home via subscription.

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La Orcette is free for citizens of Hell or members of a registered Bolshevork party. You can get your free subscription by providing your membership or ID number during registration. For others, La Orcette costs 2,50 teeth per issue or 130,00 teeth for a yearly subscription.