July 11, 2008
BRUNNÈME (confl) -- Controversial, or perhaps simply eccentric Rogsylvanian noblerog Margrave Massacre has outdone himself, again.
Apparently his last suggestion, that humans should be knocked unconscious before being slaughtered, wasn't enough for the notorious liberal. He now proposes that the term "slave" should be gotten rid of.
"It's a highly unaesthetic word," he explained during a polo match that he insisted on playing with dead humans only. "It's rude calling Orcs slaves! 'Volunteers' sounds so much nicer, don't you think?"
The Diet laughed uproariously at the honorable member's comments.
