July 02, 2008
Roggenberg (confl) - Viscount de Nasty, the Fredonian Royal Press Secretary, has gotten himself into trouble again. This time the issue is some comments allegedly made about Rogsylvanian accommodations.
Reportedly, the viscount stated that his stay in Roggenberg was "abysmal" and that the Rogsylvanian hospitality industry had "barely made it into the Third Age, let alone the Seventh." "I was placed in a prison cell with an Orc who had been accused of being ugly," he complained.
A Rogsylvanian official warned that the Fredonian court would experience Rogsylvanian "displeasure" if an apology was not forthcoming. "The human should consider itself lucky we didn't eat it," he added. "Though it probably tastes like rubbish."
