Aug. 20, 2008
The wilderness to the north (Capital News) -- A new political actor has appeared on the Fredonian scene: the populist Osbert Blatherwycke, who tries to establish a following in Fredonia on a three-point programme: 1. A total stop on immigration. 2. Tax cuts and 3. A policeman under (or, depending on preferences, in) every citizen's bed. However, so far Blatherwycke has not been very successful. Not even the orcs seem to like him.
"We are trying to find a way to expel Blatherwycke", says Superintendent Horatio Catchem of the Fredonian Police Department. "There are sincere doubts as to how a person with his opinions could be a true native of Fredonia."
