Jan. 02, 2008

Temple of Tyope (sg) -- As Fredonia revived after the New Year celebrations, it was discovered that one of the arms of Tyope on the statue crowning Her temple had fallen off, apparently dislodged by a rocket. Says Superintendent Horatio Catchem of the Fredonian Police Department: "The culprits may be drunken members of the Wildschwein Clan, or of the Eel Clan, or Finns; or a combination of people from those groups. Our investigations continue with ruthless dedication. The blasphemers must be caught!"